thermarmalade

A shiny usually viscous mixture of Vaseline and stool that cloaks a recently used anal thermometer.

For heaven's sake, please clean off that thermarmalade!

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shit kebab

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.

That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.

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