Madison

A very boujee valley girl who just wants to be loved. Madisons find themselves sexually attractive to douchey frat boys, typically found at Lamda and also typically of african american decent. Madisons always have extra long limbs and wear their hair up to draw attention to their slender necks. They are always super annoying and clingy, and don't like being alone. Madison's favorite activity is whale-watching in the heart of golden Napa valley while sipping Limoncello and eating baguettes. Most likely a biology major. Madisons are not funny.

Look at that girl wearing Patagonia, it must be a Madison!

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