mathmagician

Someone who uses math as a sleight of hand. A.K.A. a creative accountant

The mathmagician in the corporate accounting department made the company's quarterly loss look like a profit.

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Shagenfreude

Delight in another's sexual misfortune

Humour is just Shagenfreude with a clear conscience.

LSHICT

Laughing So Hard I Can't Type

chat room chatter #1: today someone told me that i looked like dwight schrute from the office :-(

chat room chatter #2: LSHICT

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HFF

Happy Fucking Friday!

chat room chatter #1: hey everyone it's friday
chat room chatter #2: HFF
chat room chatter #3: TGIF
chat room chatter #4: TGIFF
chat room chatter #5: tgipd
chat room chatter #6: TGIMFF

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C Folder

The active primary partition recognized upon the physical hard disk or a woman's vagina

Sometimes a password is required before a user can access the C Folder. i.e. Sometimes you need a get a woman drunk before she will let you sleep with her.

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