real madrid

1a club that makes the most amount of money in the world by:

a. Buying glamourous players. If u r not glamourous u get sacked, eg. great great coach del bosque.
b. Using glamour to increase fans around the world who buy their shirts and merchandise.

2. A club that where players dont play for their team and are famous for their ego issues.

3. A club known to destroy great players. Eg nisterooy, beckham, kaka etc.

4. a club that can pride itself being the second best team in spain ever since the death of their dictator franscesco.

5. the club whose most fans are bandwagoners. All the players they have heard of are or were in real madrid. Eg. Zidane, kaka, ronaldo-the fat one, ronaldo-the diver, carlos, beckham, nisterooy, owen etc.

A: do u watch football?
B: yeah i do...i love real madrid.
A: why??
B: its like watching sports entertainment like wwe where there is glamour, ego clashes and playacting... And i love watching ronaldo cry when messi scores.

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