true love

A time-span of 2 weeks in which you think you have everything in common with someone.

True love lasts 2 weeks.

I truly loved Maria.. but now i truly love Susan.

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Mr./Ms. Right

This actually can refer to his / her right hand as in a form of masturbation.

Aaah, Mr./Ms. Right (hand).. always faithful, never leaves me, doesn't talk, doesn't wanna go out.. s/he's just perfect for me.

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