penguing

noun

/ˈpeŋɡwɪnɡ/

A member of a group of black and white flightless birds, known in their flock as penguins. from the family pengui, genus penguin, species Pingu, ssp. pengweng

best known from the documentary "South Pacific" on BBC Earth narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch.

It is a common misconception that a single member of such group could in fact be called a "penguin", however this leads to severe confusion in the scientific community and should be discouraged at all times.

wow what a cute penguing!

surely you mean a penguin?

No thats a common misconception! you see, all the penguin in the world are together a family, and each penguing is a member of this loving arctic circle.

oh... ok...

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