bitche

Also spelled "bitsch" in German. A town in France. The name is either a coincidence or somebody thought "Heck, let's give our town a funny name" (But his thoughts were French, of course).
Logically the inhabitants must be called "bitchers".
Not to be confused with the way of saying bitch in French, that would be garce or putain.

I'm a bitcher, and I'm proud of it. No, wait, it's not like you think!
When my gf found me I was stuck in bitche because my tire had deflated.
We live in a warm cozy plaze in bitche and we prefer French.