Rapemantic

<adj> Is it rapey? Is romantic? Maybe it's both. A questionable sexual act that is justified as romance.

He brought me a box of chocolates but when he opened it his dick was in the box. It was sweet but a bit rapemantic.

For our monthiversary he blindfolded me and drove me two hours out of town to his parent's cabin in the woods. There was no cell service . He took my virginity. Sweet but a bit rapemantic.

"Dude, it's Jenny's birthday tomorrow so I'm gonna sneak into her room and let her give me a bj" "dude that's definitely rapemantic"

She wouldn't let me leave the car until I came in her mouth. Then she gave me her phone number. #rapemantic

I bought her dinner and wine so she feel like she can't so no. Rapemance on!

pudd crop

Eatable or strange growths/vegetation that grows out of or around a vagina

whats for dinner? Roasted pudd crop

That mole down there looks like a pudd crop

You really need to shower, look at all that pudd crop