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"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"
either means:
1. she’s mad at you for something she never brought up
2. terrible driving
one of those is realistic and one of them is straight fucking funny. no disrespect intended.
1) “How was I supposed to know you wanted me to cook dinner?”
“I thought you knew!!”
“Why would I know?!”
“...”
“woman moment”
2) dude that dumb bitch just almost rear ended me
woman moment