foxtrot lima

code for "fucking lunatic"

"tom got plastered and jumped out a three story window"
"foxtrot lima"
"ya"

or

"dude i'm gonna ask her to marry me"
"foxtrot lima"
"what the fuck does that mean?"
"nothing..."

peanut butter pie

true/real as peanut butter pie

something you say when you think or know someone is lying to you

either:
1.not true/real but should be
2.not true/real but wish it was

1.
"world peace is about as real as peanut butter pie"

2.
guy: its true, i love you
girl: true as peanut butter pie. you just wanna get some

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