side job

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.

sweepish

cleaning done, usually at the last minute, when time or motivation is short. this involves sweeping dirt into corners, dusting key areas, and generally trying to conceal the mess more than actually clean anything.

"Damn, I forgot that my parents are coming. I better go sweepish.