tavis

a supreme fartbag sandwich maker.

u'll see tavis in Fartbag City.

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unexpectable

Definition: unexpected and inexcusable
Root: Middle daughter in heated discussion with older daughter over pool ettiquette

"You can't stick my head underwater like that, its unexpectable!"

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driving in England

Masturbation. From the Boys Suck song of the same name.

Wait, don't open the door, I'm driving in England.

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fartbag

A bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the anus for purpose of caching fart-gas. A one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.

A vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.

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dibber

Twofold:

1/ long firm implement with which a gentleman 'dibs' a nice lady.

2/ husband or partner of a ho

you're my ho

reply: and you're my dibber

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