Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

Emily

(Noun) The millennial version of a Karen. Lazy, no job, thinks they know more than you because they saw it on Reddit or they Google’d it.

That Emily over the fence just called my boy Dave a rape apologist.

Backle

Backle
The semen or man spackle that lands on a sexual partner’s back.

After a night of fornication, Claudia was stuck to the top sheet from all of Fredrick’s backle he provided the night before.