Abigail

Abigail is typically under 5’2. She is a girl like no other. She would rather stay up for hours on her phone than getting her schoolwork done. Abigail, though well rounded, can be mean from time to time. She will catch an attitude out of nowhere and will often need someone to put her back into her place (a Vanessa does this well.) Abigail is pocket sized, funny, easily trusting and fun to be around. She is the life of the party. Her tiny face and beautiful toothy smile is hard to resist. Her flaws, bald spots and tan lines, are often overlooked because she is just a perfect and tiny human being. Get yourself an Abigail.

You got to find yourself an Abigail. It’ll change you life. For better or for worse, results may vary.