When a girl wakes up in the morning on her period and something long, bloody and stringy comes out of her vagina.
Oof i woke up with a spaghole this morning, it was a mess.
Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.
That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!
To carefully observe someone and provide them with assistance they sometimes didn't even know they needed.
Joe didn't even realize he needed a sense of humor until Bernardo pulled a sleebot on him.
Bringing out extreme simping behavior in men with zero effort.
Man she's been cobrakelling poor Cody for a month now, if shes not careful she'll have a stalker on her hands.
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a flotation device used by air force pilots when they have to bail out over water.
I took a hit in that dog fight and had to bail, i'm glad i had darthys boobs to keep me afloat!
A holy place all men want to get inside of, rumored to be adorned with the finest lace and pictures of pikachu.
I tried to get inside those sass panties but i still cant figure out how!
When someone catfishes as an under-aged person to troll pedophiles.
Smith kitten fished Michael and exposed him for the pedophile he is.
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