Brahptimus Prime

A portmanteau of the Hawaiian-style "bro" (brah) and Transformers protagonist Optimus Prime. A Brahptimus Prime is a person with noble/selfless goals and zero drive to realize them.

"Did you help out at the homeless shelter on Tuesday?"

"I was going to but instead I slept in."

"Pulled a Brahptimus Prime?"

"Yeah, brah."

Flo stick

A menthol 100 cigarette you bum off an older female smoker because your habit has left you without the desired type of tobacco after a long night of debauched revelry. Your Good Samaritan of nicotine normally resembles a stereotypically haggard-looking diner waitress, aptly named Flo.

Drinking buddy A: "Dude, do you have any more smokes?"

Drinking buddy B: "No, man, I'm all out, but I was able to bum a Flo stick off that older lady over there."

Flab workout

An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.

"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"

"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."

Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.

Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."

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