mount

when bored in class you put your desk on the chair of the person sitting in front of you and say aloud "MOUNT!" get the entire class to mount

yesterday I mounted kat's chair
MOUNT!

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CranMan

1. Someone who is cocky as fuck
2. The guy whose putting cranberries into all the other juices (As made famous by Brian Regan)

1. There goes the CranMan, being a cocky dbag again
2. "Why dont you back off CranMan? Why dont you take your sales trophy and have a vacation?" -Brian Regan, "I Walked on the Moon"

Pekka Kokko

Pekka Kokko is the lead vocals and guitar of the band Kalmah. Kalmah is known across the word by millions of people, they tour everywhere from Canada to Japan. Kalmah is their own genre: Melodic Death Metal, listen to their music you`ll know what I mean. Seach them on imeem or youtube. their website is Kalmah . com

Dude #1: Hey man, wasnt the Kalmah concert awesome!?
Man #2: Yeah that Pekka Kokko can really scream!

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I Like The Part...

I liked the part when.., I liked the part where.., I like the part.., I like when..

All these are variations of "I Like The Part..."

I Like The Part... is a sentence used to state the obvious and that you liked it
It is most commonly used in comments on youtube videos

Say, on a Call of Duty video, an "I Like The Part..." commnet would read: "I like the part where you played Call of Duty."

Some find I Like The Part... comments to be funny

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vaginalate

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned

~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

vaginalate

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idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

dumpster

someone that asks out your ex right after you break up with them

What a dumpster

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