rickie fowler

bomb, young (currently 22 years old), pro golfer who is sponsored by Puma. from Murrietta, CA. likes orange, motocross, fishing, and his crazy asian mother (he said it himself!). went to Oklahoma State University, but dropped out as a sophomore when he turned pro. is currently dating alexandra browne. some people think he looks like zac efron. his middle name is yutaka.

he could probably kick anybody's butt at anything. he once traveled to mars, and traced a huge puma logo onto its surface with his motocross bike (why mars? cuz its orange.). basically an all-around sicky-nar-nar guy.

Girl: OMG HEY ARE YOU RICKIE FOWLER!?!?!??!?!

Zac Efron: noooo.....? i'm zac efron.....

Girl: ........oh. never mind. bye.

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Awk Hawk

when something awkward goes above and beyond awkward turtle status, the Awk Hawk can be utilized.

To perform the awk hawk gesture, one must place their hands together so that both palms are facing the ground, the sides of the thumbs are pressed together, and the fingers are all straight out and pressed together. then, one must move their fingers (except for the thumbs, which stay in place) up and down in a repetitive, flapping position, like wings.
this is the Awk Hawk.

Girl 1: so, Justin over there just tried to put his arm around me- i barely know him!

Girl 2: oooooooh, awkward turtle! *awkward turtle gesture* didn't he and Courtney just start dating?

Girl 1: i think so....

Girl 2: eww, Awk Hawk!!!! *awk hawk gesture*

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