rip fist

The gesture indicating to your fellow man that you are about to rip. This is generally done right before confronting an attractive woman or barely legal teens of all natures on the beach, in a bar, or in your neighborhood Juice for Life. This move is typically performed by firmly planting your feet, looking at your victim directly in her eyes, and slowly raising your shaking fist upwards towards the heavens. If your fist doesn't feel as powerful as the hammer of Thor, and if she is not frozen in fear- you are clearly doing it wrong.

Give her the ol' rip fist. Let her know she's not going home tonight.

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