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zsg

zsg describes something that can be found in the cult classic book, The Zombie Survival Guide.

While watching a cheap horror flick, Brian yells out, "No! Quit wasting ammo... you got to shoot them in the head!"

Mark says, "That's so zsg..."

by bluelunarmonkey August 6, 2009

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Sugar Widow

A sugar widow is a woman who was once a sugar baby, but has decided to leave the sugar bowl for "normal" relationships. Once she starts dating men her own age who are not financially well off, she ruins the relationships, citing "he's too cheap/doesn't give me an allowance" without realizing other women her age are able to have relationships and even marry just fine.

Once Mary turned 30 and realized her maternal clock is ticking down, she started looking for a husband as she wanted to start a family before it was too late. She realized she was a Sugar Widow since her standards were so high, only 0.1% of the men her age would qualify by their wealth, and competition for these select few men were very high.

by bluelunarmonkey November 27, 2020

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Sugar Little

A sugar little is a girl who is both a sugar baby and a DDlg little to the same man (DDlg = Daddy Dom/little girl).

Daisy: I was looking for someone my age to be my daddy dom so we can play video games together and he can buy me a teddy bear. Someone as old as you is like more of a sugar daddy.
Robert: I'd love to go with you to build-a-bear, but I'll also pay your rent and bills and get rid of some of your big girl problems. You would be my sugar little, and I would be both your daddy dom and sugar daddy.

by bluelunarmonkey November 17, 2020


San Fran Rule

You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.

Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.

by bluelunarmonkey November 14, 2020