snowflake

desktop personal computer " wallpaper "

nancy " drift - this personal computer " wallpaper " that you call "SNOWFLAKE" totally sucks - no fuckin' yayas anywhere "
drift " save it for next year "

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Propaganda

an umbrella - tells you that it is not raining when it is

" i use a Propaganda brolly - i never get wet "

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HAT

a unit of measure - superior to " INCHES " or " CENTIMETERS "

pete's dick is 7 hats long - wish mine was as big as that

splattitude

attitude one adopts upon being wrongfully enjoyed

i did not laugh at your " joke ", i laughed at you, Ridiculous, - it' SPLATTITUDE for you, Funnyman . . . .

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monster

alien abduction - an alien abducted by earthlings, rather than the other way round ( an earthling abducted by aliens )

" my neice Isabel has just given birth to a monster - she has performed an alien abduction "

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DADDESSE

female form of DAD, as in " my dad's a ( SENILE DELINQUENT ) " . . . . Daddesse always ( NOSE GOES )

Auntie Lorna is a real Daddesse - when Neil said " rotten luck ", she said " oops " - but they were not synchronised ( NOSE GOES )

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buddy

a horticultural term - vernacular for "BUD"

oooh look! the plant i planted last year has sprouted a BUDDY

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