Fuxus

Fuxus - (fucks'us): verb, - a very intensive fucking done to two or more people (usually a large group).

Noun - a person of below average intelligence; dull.

Proper noun - Supervillain General Fuxus from the planet Nebulon, hell bent on world domination. Known to be overcompensating for having a small member. Also known to be able to produce mass amounts of semen at a time.

"Dude, where is our pizza? I'm telling you, Papa Johns always fuxus."

"Yo James, quit being such a fuxus and help me bury this dead prostitute, bro."

"Look! It's General Fuxus back from the dead to kill us all! Run!!"

Jamil

Arabic for "beautiful", can be used as a name although rare.

that's so 'jamil'.

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UMKC

University of Missouri - Kansas City. Missouri state funded school with an Urban campus located near the famous Country Club Plaza just south of downtown Kansas City. Home of the Kangaroos Division I basketball team.

UMKC Student #1: Let's get all smashed and hit up the 'roos game tonight.

UMKC Student #2: yeah.

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Animal Style

1) A way of ordering an item from In-N-Out. For example, beef patties safe grilled with mustard, topped with extra spread (AKA Thousand Island special sauce), pickles, and grilled, caramelized onions. Same rule applies to their grilled cheese and french fries. According to legend, the name came from the rowdy surfer and skater kids who would hang out at the original In-N-Out location in Baldwin Park, California in the 1960s. The employees referred to them as animals because of their raucous behavior (In-N-Out employees are notoriously clean-cut), and after they started ordering mustard grilled burgers with grilled onion, spread, and pickles, that sandwich took on their name: ‘the animal style.’

2) When you cum on food before you serve it - either unsuspecting or not.

1) Tanner: yo, let’s grab some animal style burgers

2) Bry: yo, let’s make some animal style burgers

Cordanian

The Cordanian can only be performed by a Jordanian male, a Canadian male, with a female of any nationality.

First, the Canadian will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the broad some maple syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.

The Jordanian then walks up from behind to see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is literally slapped onto the vaginal/anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in one swift movement.

During this three way at some point, the Jordanian will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian may say “Tim Horton’s, eh!?” which also indicates a switch.

After several hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple syrup, hummus, and whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both cum on the girl then go out and have Italian food together (typically Olive Garden).

Dude 1: Yo, did you hear about J and Mat? They gave some broad a Cordanian - AGAIN. That’s the fourth time this week!

Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get fat from eating all that Olive Garden.