Keith

Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.

From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"

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tangpoon

The homosexual version of poontang. A man who is viewed only in terms of sexual gratification, or the act of intercourse with another man.

Fred: let's go the the Rainbow Bar and pick us up some poontang, i'm mega horny
Tom: No way dude, it's a sausage fest, there's only tangpoon in there.

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