lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya

“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”

chunky dog

Tims dog who fucking died of diabetes, he was very chunky and was a nice dog who will be missed by all except Nolan, what a chungus

Yum...Ugh my chunky dog died of ligma. I miss my chunky dog

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