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When 2 people probably 2 guys get naked one pops a pill to get a major boner and lays on the ground preferably a paved driveway the other guy must then climb on the roof still naked and jump if he jumps perfectly it's said that he'll land right on the dick and it will shoot in to his asshole and it will feel so good they both blow there loads at the same time. But if he jumps wrong all his weight will come crashing down and break the guy on the grounds dick off that is the leap of faith
Jimmy and Timmy wanted to bring there love to the next level and take a leap of faith Timmy jumped wrong now Jimmy has a vagina.
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To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight
I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.
Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching
A chick with huge tits. Also a famous line for Indian men trying to hit on chicks on the internet.
Wow look a those jugs milk truck arrived! Open cloth and show vagene baby
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A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
When you drink a bottle of hot sauce wait 1 hour then Than pry your girlfriends sleeping eyes open and shit equally on each eye ball you may garnish around eye with chillie powder or parsley if for looks if desired.
My girl made me so mad last night so instead of hate screwing her ass hole I made her some deviled eggs.
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