Stickshifting

The sexual act of placing a hand on ones penis and moving it around as if it is a car stick shift. Don’t forget to say “Vroom vroom”.

“hey jimmy did you like that stickshifting last night?”

Cumberbatching

The act of masturbating to Benedict Cumberbatch using a cucumber.

“Damn I had fun cumberbatching last night you should try it!”