A dwarf like creature who feasts on hard boiled eggs often seen riding a bicycle mumbling random incoherant phrases and laughing to herself
Steve Teeth - What's that coming towards us?
Leamington Flaps - oh that's Andrusieczko, keep her away from the shiny things.
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To defecate in your mothers mouth while she sleeps...
1 - Man i just totally pulled a Fineran...
2 - I Fineraned your mum last night when i stayed over, what a slag!
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The foul smelling woft of bad breath that you expell first thing in the morning when yawning usually after a night out drinking and smoking having collapsed on your bed forgetting to brush your teef.
I woke up after a heavy nights boozing next to a girl i did not recognise with a traffic cone in the corner of my room and a bike lock round my neck. She yawned and jeeeezus did i get the full force of her yawn pong. I then threw up on her.
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