warwick

Warwick is a small little town in the middle of nowhere NY. Kids enjoy themselves by drinking and doing drugs at any possible time they can. All the gym teachers are lesbians. There are farms,cows,& shoprites everywhere.The hangout in warwick is the Burger King and Cafe a la mode(woot!) Half of the teen population works at mascars (an apple orchard). All of the jersey and city people pick our apples. The high school is filled with hollister,abercrombie bimbos who dont understand what your saying becuase of the weed they just smoked a minute ago. In winter they go to have fun at mount peter!!!

Bob: What did you do this weekend in Warwick??!?!

Lucy: I WENT TO MOUNT PETER!!

Bob: REALLY!!!OMG

Lucy: AND IM GOING THERE TOMORROW, AND THE NEXT DAY AND THE NEXT DAY AND THE NEXT DAY!

Both: YAAYYYYY!

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