An overpriced underpowered laptop that comes without a keyboard. Designed for professional players of Tic-Tac-Toe.
Remember to bring your iPad Pro to the Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship.
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The company forced out of its own PC market by shitty computer manufacturers like Packard Bell and eMachines that made copies of IBM computers and undercut them.
Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM.
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A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.
Fiorina just went full vagina. Never go full vagina.
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The best programming language ever developed.
Some guy incremented C so he called it C++.
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An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.
Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.
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A programming language consisting of mnemonics for machine code instructions. Can be assembled into machine code by a program called an assembler.
I don't need to know the latest fad programming language because C++ and assembly are good enough to write any program.
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