on blob

A term for when a Female has her periods

Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.

Spunkslot

A slot where you can deposit your load of spunk.
A slot type hole.

A womans fanny
A womans/mans arse
A womans/mans mouth

these are all types of slot samples.
She took my load in the spunkslot.

mike tysons elbow

When you are busting for a shit.

I'm busting for a shit that bad it feels like mike tysons elbow coming out of my arse.