kerys

every kerys should be your idol. you should always look for a kerys in your life. they are kind, hardworking, funny, and an absolute genius. if kerys’s were a song they’d be lana del rey’s ‘national anthem’. an absolute masterpiece, just like them.

person 1: “do you think everyone needs a kerys in their life?”
person 2: “no fucking shit man she’s my idol”

phoenixx

one of the coolest people to ever exist and the greatest drummer of all time!!:DD

person 1: “omg, who’s the drummer of malärkey,, that really cool rock band??”
person 2: “it’s phoenixx,, she’s so cool!! i wanna be just like her!!”

kinga

kinga’s are great friend, actually fucking hilarious although they may come off as a duck head they’re a great laugh and a real good person to have around. if kinga’s were a sing they’d be feeder’s ‘comfort in sound’

person 1: “kinga is so cool and funny!!”
person 2: “too right but she’s a bit autistic icl”

sophie

if she were a sing she’d be harry styles’s ‘sweet creature’. one of the kindest and most genuine people you’ll ever meet. always positive and radiating joy.

person 1: “who’s sophie?”
person 2: “sophie?! she’s the coolest person ever!!!! i love her”

malärkey

a soon to be world famous rock band that just hasn’t been recognised yet

person 1: have you heard of malärkey?

person 2: what? that rock band? HELL YEA!!