Swine Flu

Basically, it's a disease you get from doing any of the following activities:

outdoor sports
blowing dandelions
unprotected sex
opening doors
protected sex
eating (especially Mexican food)
shitting
being Christian,
but more being Jewish,
status updates on Facebook,
adding definitions to Urban Dictionary,
wearing clothing,
being naked,
being healthy,
having AIDS,
having the common cold,
keeping secrets,
telling people stuff,
smoking,
walking,
not smoking,
and last but not least, getting the H1N1 vaccine.

Oh yeah, it's terminal and untreatable.

"I have swine flu." "LOL PWNED!"

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