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pontoone

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.

Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


will knot

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

60πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


dump thump

Another word for anal sex

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

72πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.

The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

24πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

24πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Recursive

Please see recursive for a full explanation.

by bobbt.cum March 4, 2003

158πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


eat your monkey

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"

Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

14πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž