Orgasm

eugheahhhhhhhh!

yeah baby, ooh, oh shi... I'm about to cu...cu....ORGASM-eugheahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

90👍 43👎

Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Canada's History is so depraved that you can't say it on TV

2👍 12👎

clinical depression

Depression that doctors actually care about.

patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.

100👍 37👎

Involuntary Gold Digger

A woman whose husband buys her lots of gifts and expensive things without her asking.

Jim spoils his wife so much. She must be one lucky involuntary gold digger.