Dirty Kid

A traveling kid who doesn't wear shoes, has little use for showers...

Common characteristics:
- Lives with a girlfriend.
- Has gnarly dreads.
- Unconventional, yet charming.
- Freeloading vegan.

Dirty kids have the potential to smell normal.

Andrew Hippie: Whoa, that guy smells like he drank a fourth of vodka out of a locker room hamper. Dirty kid much?

Elkins: That's a crusty kid. Dirty kids have less puke and more bottlecaps in their dreads.

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snowcouching

The practice of manipulating the channels of transportation afforded by a couch, snow (and/or ice) and a sloped surface. A one-way trip in the absence of a truck, van or other gas-powered hauling device.

Roommate 1: "Bro, we snowcouched that shit all the way down 18th."

Roommate 2: "Snowcouching? Is THAT why there's no furniture in the living room?"

Bauxite

The only school on the news every week, not in a good way. The school where sports go to die (besides dance they are our only hope #6straight). The school where if you play baseball, you better clench your ass cheeks for dear life. The school where you juul on the bus, smoke weed on the fb field, & have stray dogs stroll in the hallways. it’s crawling with psychopaths. oh and with depression. oh and coke. no one knows how to fucking drive or park. if you are rich, Bauxite ain’t the place for you. The education is probably better than Bryant but still sucks ass. All we hire here are pedophiles for fb coaches and our fb STILL sucks ass:/ Our drug of choice is coke. We Infested with bed bugs too.... No one rly gives a shit tho so come on down to YEE YEE town and get fucked in the ass:))))

girl: “let’s move to bauxite”

guy: “fuck no i aint tryna get assaulted”

Hippie Chow

Whichever substance is between the teeth when hippies is masticating; Any vegan mush that is currently being devoured.

SunChild: Oy! What are you munching on?

Sage: This is organic eggplant hippie chow! Have a bite.

yo

a yoyo that doesn't come back.

person1: "hey, let's go beat up some people whose skin tone differs from ours!"

person2: "can do! right after i wind up this yo.."

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dcsc

Phrase used to silence an offending individual, cautioning them of the risks of openly discussing counterculcutural and/or taboo activities in a society that cooperates with a punitive state organization.

Short for 'dude, chill, security culture.'

Amigo: At this point, we'll be blocking traffic, so the strike team will be able to take out the equipment. that should buy us some time to mount a p.r. campaign against these fatcats.

Compadre: looks around quickly dcsc!

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Sarcastian

One who has mastered the arts and letters of sarcastic speech. No, really...

Andrew the Emo Cat: AmAzing! This Oregon weather has got me jumping_up_and_down.

Neo: You must think you're awesome. Freaking sarcastians....

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