Reiley

is one huge as nigga most commonly known for his large dick and wearing glasses around school. Reiley is far superior than the low life people he has to deal with every day. Reiley once destroyed an entire colony of thots with a single nut which fired from his glock 19 a.k.a the big juicy cock. He is also one of Jupiters missing moon with a gravitational pull which is five stronger than earths meaning if you come within 1 kilometre of him you will begin to slowly feel your skin be pulled from your body, Reiley is strong enough to defeat Thanos even with the infinity gauntlet.

Your dick isn't as big as Reiley's

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