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yodeling is an excellent breathing exercise used to help control an orgasm of a guy so he lasts longer. so when a guy is doing a women in the v-hole while yodeling and then accidentally puts it in her butt unexpectedly her orgasm moans turn into a spontaneous hickup often caused by deep inhales and exhales.
Guy "So I was doing my girlfriend last night and I was yodeling and she was hickuping, I just really thought I was in a very strange Swedish porn video. Can you give me any advise?
Psychiatrist "Yes. Your a yodeling hickup fucker."
When I left the room after experiencing anunusual sex incident with the wife, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and said "Your a Yodeling Hickup Fucker."
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In some cases, before taking a relieving poop there's an air pocket in your butt that explodes before your thump tugging turd is released into open waters. When this happens, the air released from the butt cheeks makes a distinguishing sound that resembles a raptor...so don't be startled, often occurs when eating baked beans and watching Jurassic Park.
Guy 1"Did you just get out of the bathroom?"
Guy 2"Yea. Why?"
Guy !"I swear to god your ass is a rabid Butt Raptor"
I was sitting in a bathroom stall at the Arclight theater and I heard a fucking Butt Raptor in the next stall. So I wiped my ass and got the fuck out of there.
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