soggy sadness

When you cook an oven baked frozen pizza in the microwave.

I spent Friday night enjoying some soggy sadness and beers.

kish

Someone who has a 9mm as their gun. By gun, I'm referring to penis.

Need backup! Kish, load your gun! No time to upgrade, use that 9mm! Make sure the safety is off! Aim for their heads! Wait, on second thought, pray n' spray!

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Penis wrinkle

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.

Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.

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