dog dirt

A slightly posh reference to canine faecal matter. Used by Mums to describe dog shit.

What's that smell, have you trod in dog dirt?

If I could do any job for a day I'd go round and clean up all the dog dirt (a geniune response to a phone in on radio Leicester; 'Describe your ideal job for a day'! Excellent, dripping with post-menopausal outrage... like anyone was stopping her doing it anyway!)

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