pseudointellectual

A person who is controversial for the sake of being controversial. One who engaged in "mental masturbation."

Tim Leary and Carl Sagan are pseudointellectuals. They have no merrit within science.

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waipawa

How white supremacists pronounce “white power”.

Ahm Jimbo Jones an’ Ah buhleev in waipawa! Waipawa!”

fecal lasagna

Also known as shit lasagna. Made by taking a crap in the tub and then placing a layer of newspaper over it. This process is repeated to create a shit lasagna.

Bob likes to crap in his tub, spread it around, and layer newspaper on the crap. He calls it a fecal lasagna.

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bolek

Polish slang for a boorish, unsophisticated, and vulgar bloke; a rube. Etymologically, it derives from "Bolek", diminutive of "Bolesław", an ancient Polish name meaning "great glory", making it ironic that "bolek" conjures images of a bald meathead wearing Adidas sweatpants.

Bolek: "Kurwaaaaa. Kurwaaaa. Ja pierdoleeee. Kurwaaaaaaa."
Jan: "Wow, what a bolek. He's dumber than he looks and I didn't think that was possible. I wonder if he can handle taking taking my garbage."

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heil five

when two people attempt to give each other a high five, but miss, resulting in two unintentional Nazi salutes

Hey man, Archibald and Chester of the checkers team must have poor eye-hand coordination because they just heil fived each other.

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wapow

The way white supremacists pronounce "white power".

"Ahm Jimbo Jones an' ah buhleeev in WAPOW! WAPOW!"

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pinda

Polish slang term meaning minx, hussy, effectively the same as cunt.

What a stupid pinda!
Haha! That woman's last name is Pinda.

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