asianism

1. A characteristic that is normally attributed to Asian people.

2. A strong bias towards people of Asian heritage.

3. A blindness towards differences in Asian races.

1. Claire: "I'm so good at math." Lee Won: "What the fruit? Stop stealing my asianisms."

2. Willie: "Oh my god. I just love Asians so much. I wish I was Asian. Then I would be cool like Jung Ho Pak." Misaki: "Hehehe, your asianism is velly silly. White people are cool too, you know."

3. Michael: "You're such a hot Thai girl, Tiffany." Tiffany: "Shut up, loser, I'm Vietnamese!"

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tiggle

A non-asian person who poses as an asian, or possesses "asianisms".

My god lauren, that sanrio shirt makes you look like such a tiggle.

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What the Fruit?

A safe, swearless synonym for "What the Fuck?"

Alex: "I dropped your alarm clock in the toilet, sorry hun."

Lee Won: "What the fruit?!?!?!?"