smaug

1. n--the sulky, angry (but very impressive) dragon from Tolkein's tale, The Hobbit, whose secret weakness was a spot on his left breast unprotected by scales.
2. n, slang--someone who puts up a big front of power to conceal his/her balls.
3. v--to put up a big front of power to conceal one's balls

1. Smaug reared up to show his massive strength and power, but Bilbo pointed out the flaw in his armor.
2. Bush is a huge smaug; he's always trying to hide the fact that his brain is full of balls behind a bunch of pointless aggression.
3. Dude, quit smauging--it's ok that you don't always have the answer.

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punk rock points

n--similar to street cred or comicred: indicates punkredibilty, but usually ironic: 1. for calling out posers 2. for calling out someone 'in the scene' who's putting on 'old school' airs

Right, dude, buying all your clothes from Hot Topic just earns you loads of punk rock points. (first usage)

Yeah, Mike thinks he's soooo cool, like he's got the high score in punk rock points, or something. (second usage)

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comicred

n--similar to street cred: rich knowledge of comic book and graphic novel culture, history, and canon

Dude, my brother's got huge comicred--his comics collection rivals John Cusak's record collection in High Fidelity.

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catty

adj--being nasty about or to someone else, usually on petty grounds

The men in my office are way more catty than the women; they're always cutting down some other guy's taste in records or books.

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pussy

1. n-all parts between a woman's legs, except the anus, every one of them good and sweet
2. n-courage, strength, fortitude
3. v-to demonstrate courage, strength, fortitude

1. I've got no use for a lover who doesn't eat pussy.
2. That's the strongest woman I've ever known--she's got some serious pussy.
3. Boy, quit your whining and pussy up.

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balls

1. n-the soft parts of a man where sperm is produced
2. n-the soft parts of ourselves, that make us vulnerable or insecure

1. Don't kick someone in the balls, it's not nice.
2. Smaug tried desperately to conceal his balls--the soft spot on his left breast unprotected by his scales.
2, alt. To keep anyone from noticing that his knowledge set was full of balls, Mike was always blustering and boasting.

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