goss bomb

A highly-anticipated or unexpected piece of information or gossip that is ‘dropped’ on the people hearing it

Wait, you haven’t heard the goss bomb? She faked her engagement!

Wow, she just dropped the goss bomb on me, you gotta hear this.

Lose Off Booze Off

A drinking game that plays as follows:
3 players and up

-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.

Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.

Ages 3 and up.

"You think you're better at NHL than me? It's time for a Lose Off Booze Off"

"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."

"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."

iPhone 4

Apple's great new product that got a whole bunch of fans and preorders, then when it came out had service issues and required a case so it could have service.

Bill - "Hey, is that the new iPhone 4?"

Steve - "YES! Much better than your shitty phones. Oh wait I have a call coming in."

Bill - "Hi, Steve!"

Steve - "Wait...hold on...fuck...I have no signal here, just text me."

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