Bofie

BOFIE IS A VERY SCARY MYSTICAL BEING. (PRONOUNS: IT/THAT) VERY OBESE AND SCARY. BEWARE OF BOFIE. THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE BOFIE. AND THAT IS ME. BOFIE AND EGG’S ARE BEST FRIEND’S EGGY WEGGY

Hey have you seen that big thing?
Yea, that’s a bofie
NO NO, IT’S THE BOFIE.