GOYA

GOYA (Acronym)--short for "Get off your ass".

Hey you've been sitting on the couch all afternoon. GOYA!

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Plaxico Burress Syndrome

aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.

Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.

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shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.

Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.

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Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

Paper GPS

(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".

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Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.

Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.

cybortion

short for cyber abortion:

(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".

Jack heard the footsteps coming up the hallway. He knew he wasn't supposed to look at bondage.com, so he quickly performed a cybortion.

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