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A 16 year old girl with the personality of a 48 year old Karen.
Bella just posted 18 dry ass definitions on the urban dictionary carrying on about her rabid political views and corporate advertising as if the urban dictionary were an encyclopedia of syntax.
Dave: I went down on all the other girls in your school because I wanted to have sex but to save my virginity for you.
Gillian: sss
One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.
Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.
Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.
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Anyone who flames and spams about how Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.
Pedophile Whistleblower: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by a group of vigilantes protecting children and minors from being sexually exploited. GASP. I could be next@!!!!!
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When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.
Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.
Uh-Huh And.
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A victim of someone else's horniness.
A rape game prostitute that doesn't get paid.
Dave: Do you like how I bazoinked you with my tiny penis and taser gun.
Gillian: I am a Hornee.
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