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Dave: I went down on all the other girls in your school because I wanted to have sex but to save my virginity for you.
Gillian: sss
One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.
Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.
Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
A nag
Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*
Music made by constipated goats
I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.
When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
Music made by constipated mice.
I wanted to listen to music by constipated mice so I got a techno cd.
Your dry pussy becoming a wet pussy whenever you hear Patrick Starrs sexy hoarse raspy voice.
I invited Gillian over to watch Spongebob Squarepants and she Patgasm-ed all over the couch. It was messy.