country

music made by constipated horses

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated horses so I got a country CD.

Pedophile Whistleblower

Anyone who flames and spams about how Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Pedophile Whistleblower: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by a group of vigilantes protecting children and minors from being sexually exploited. GASP. I could be next@!!!!!

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disappointment

disappointment would be an improvement to what we are

Gillian was outraged when Dave offered to sell her his dick for a cool mil but it improved to mere disappointment after he bought her a pair of socks.

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Injun

Never water your plants, trees, ferns, mosses, lichens, and flowers with alcohol, instead use eggs shells.

My mom dressed up as a turtle, put and egg in vinegar and drank it then she watered the garden with Jack Daniels and all the plants died. She learned Injun the hard way.

Ghostwriter

A model's wet dream

Ghostwriter: I think Jisushi has a boner for me.

Hornee

A victim of someone else's horniness.

A rape game prostitute that doesn't get paid.

Dave: Do you like how I bazoinked you with my tiny penis and taser gun.
Gillian: I am a Hornee.

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Uh-Huh And

When Dave proved his insanity by trying the same pick up lines for 10 years only to have me crap in my hand and slap him. Uh-Huh and is when you've finally had enough of Dave's nonsense and you meet him for a tea party, then pour laxatives and sleeping pills in his tea.

Dave: I'm sure you taste better than your sister.
I have drugs. I'll pay you to lick your toes.
You smell better than your mom after a 12 day cocaine bender.
I haven't showered in 5 months and I've been with 200 women since I started sexting you. Come over babe.
I'll wax your legs then you we can go get whore tattooed on your thigh.
You may be 45, but you've got the mind of a child to me.
I'm drunk and we may as well be brother and sister. I'm a doctor trust me.

Uh-Huh And.

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