When someone fluently speaks references to Tik-Tok or youtubers in attempts to prove that they in fact have no life other than watching their neighbors home videos.
A metaphor citing from Tik-tok or youtubers is how urban dictionary has become predominantly full of people boasting Tiktok-Elligence.
The number of chromosomes Dave has.
Gillian: How many chromosomes do homosapiens have?
Dave: Wha? I have 69. No homo.
Terminally obsessed with Brian. Typically seen in bridal attire just in case Brian proposes.
Mikayla: After I finish washing Brian's feet with my hair, I hope he notices my empty ring finger and pops the question.
To drink until you start hearing voices and seeing things.
Dave's poo smells like roses, Gillian rantambled.
Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.
I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.
Music made by constipated cows.
I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.