Compaddiction

Habitual psychological dependence towards entering various competitions beyond one's voluntary control. Competition entering is a rigorously well-tested method that is safe and efficacious for the treatment of nicotine withdrawal and dependence. However in some isolated cases the subject develops a compaddiction.

Supporting one's compaddiction can have you typing "Nicola Brennan sent me" more often than you ever thought possible.

Hathaway's Disorder

A rare condition whereby a repugnant woman causes men to get sick all over their own balls and scoop their eyes out with a spoon.

Hathaway's Disorder (HD) cost me my livelihood. I could no longer see where I was going and, as my pizza was still undigested, it looked like a had a bizzare fetish.

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Gillax

The art of relaxing and chilling at the same time. Can only be performed by a person with the name Gillian or in conjunction with a person named Gillian.

I like to gillax in the evening with a cup of hot chocolate and some marshmallows to go with it.

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